So we did not spend much time in Costa Rica because it is one expensive country and we knew that going into it (little did we know our next two countries were going to be just about as expensive!) BUT...we knew we had to do two really touristy and semi-expensive things that would be SO worth it: the canopy tour (basically ridiculous zip lines through the beautiful cloud forest) and the ATV tour. Yep. ATVs:)
But first we took a little detour to a part of Costa Rica some people had told us they really enjoyed and we had to go to. It was down on the southern peninsula of Costa Rica, and was a part of Costa Rica Audrey had never been (yea, she's already been to CR). Well...we're not totally sure it was worth the time and money it took to get there (to Montezuma)...we were actually not quite sure why we went really, but we did our best to make it worth it:)
We stayed in this hostel that was right on the beach, which is pretty much my dream life...if I can hear the waves crashing as I fall asleep...life is GOOD. (Although once we turned the fan on you couldn't hear much of anything...but still:) We had a great evening of making our usual...cut up cucumbers and avocados with some lime drizzled on top and some kind of bread and peanut butter. This is our life:)
The next day we headed out for a '40-minute hike' we read about in our handy dandy lonely planet book to find the waterfall.


Well, I guess USUALLY it is a simple 40 minute hike but we like to make things difficult. One: it had rained really hard all night the night before, making the easy river crossing on the way not so easy, and two: we took the wrong path at some point. But honestly it was just the adventure we needed. After forging across the river at the point where it seemed the least deep and like a lesser current, and then ascending quite a slope on a path that apparently no one actually uses, in our sandals, trying to hold on to ANY kind of root or whatever else we could grab not to fall off the narrow path down the steep rather high up path we somehow managed to get on, we found the waterfall! It was definitely a pretty impressive waterfall...but not exactly the 'delicious swimming hole' at the bottom that lonely planet claims...or dirty brown water is just not my kind of thing. But we had fun getting there, and not quite as much fun getting back on the normal and much less exciting normal trail.



The other highlight of Montezuma was one day when we walked out of our hostel room (which was a private room, by the way! We always love that), to look up and notice there were like 8-10 monkeys just playing around and eating up in the tree right outside of our room! We spent the next 30-40 minutes just watching them and oohing and awing. Not a bad pastime.


So THEN we went to Monteverde (which took forever and was the longest most ridiculous process of catching buses and ferries and more buses, which for some reason we were completely mentally unprepared for). Quick side note: we were sitting behind this man on the final long bus ride, he was probably in his late 40s. The bus makes lots of random stops in random towns and also just in the middle of nowhere where people get off to go to who knows where or jump on and who knows where they came from. Well..at one stop, I watched this man that was sitting in front of us run off the bus, and go over across the street, and meet this woman who was holding a little baby. He grabbed the baby and the baby's bag and helped the woman across a large puddle and I thought was just assisting this woman and her baby through the rain as we were in the middle of quite a downpour. Eventually later on I realized the woman was not on the bus, he just had the baby and the baby's bag with him. Hmmm...at one point Audrey turned to me and asked, 'did he always have a baby with him?' To which I nonchalantly replied, 'no, some lady gave it to him at a bus stop about 2 hours ago.' Then realizing how absurd it was. And THEN...about 30 minutes later...we came to another bus stop, where the man took the baby and his bag, and handed both of them to this lady who was waiting on the side of the road! And casually got back on and took his seat on the bus. Quite a delivery service. Juuuust another day in Central America.
Anyways, we finally arrived to Monteverde, Costa Rica...where the incredible tours were going to take place! We were dropped off right in front of this tourist office/hostel and this guy came out and started annoying us about staying in the hostel which was on the second floor of the building. We kind of ignored him for awhile as we gathered our things and then began semi-rudely explaining we didn't need him, we had already looked up a place where we were going to stay. But one: it was pouring down rain, and two: he said we should just LOOK at the place and it did seem very clean and new and nice from the first floor looks of things. And yes indeed...it was kind of awesome. Brand new, super clean, community kitchen, free coffee, wifi, cheaper than any we had seen in the book...basically everything we ever hope for. Done:) So we apologized and said we would love to stay there for $7, thank you.
So..the tours! We did the canopy tour first where you go on a bunch of zip lines, some rather short and eventually muuuuuch longer where you fly for like at least a minute WAY up in the air over these amazing stretches of the beautiful Costa Rican landscape and rain forest. It was pretty incredible.

THEN...they added two new options on to the end of the the tour. The first is called the superman...which goes exactly how it sounds. You go on one of the longest and highest zip lines, but hanging so you're flying like super man on your stomach! It was pretty nuts, and because you don't need your hands to break like you do on the rest of the zip lines...they said you can have your camera out and take a video! Which I did...and yes, embarrassing...but that is me straight up giggling in the video cause it's so nuts! About that whole braking thing though...they said we wouldn't need our hands to break, but didn't cover how we WOULD break. So I was getting to the end and going however fast I was going (it felt really fast), and the guy on the platform was really not paying any attention to me, the girl flying straight at him and a tree about 5 feet behind him, and starting to wonder what part of the instruction I forgot to pay attention to or didn't understand cause it was in Spanish! So I started to try and figure out how to reach my gloved hand up and grab the rope to brake, and the guy finally looks at me and just shakes his head no as he's also shaking his finger no telling me NOT to do that. Well...ok, but I'm freaking out now and making a goofy noise and a goofy face as I FLY towards this platform at a tree wondering why everyone is so calm...and then...PHEW...there it is...the automatic break on the zip line that stops you:) I should know by now...just trust. I always get all scared and worry, and then it turns out juuuuuust fine.
Speaking of....next we did the grand finale of this crazy adventure tour...the Tarzan Swing. Dun dun dun.
So basically you walk out on one of those scary rope like bridges.......
to a platform where two guys are standing and they grab your carribeaner and such and start hooking you up for 'the jump.' The idea is basically you jump off this square platform, kind of like a bungee jump, and freefall for something like 200 meters, and then instead of how during a bungee jump it snaps you back up, this is more like a pendulum swing and you fly outwards.

Well...when I got out onto the platform I started asking the guys, 'ok, so what do I do?' Which of course they just completely ignored me and continued on just messing with lines and cables and hooking me up and scooting me forward, and I keep asking, 'ok, but what do I DO?!' Finally they scoot me right up to the edge of the platform, where there's a closed gate about waist high holding me in, and they just keep saying, 'just bend your knees!!!' It took a lot for some reason to just bend my knees, but finally I got them to bend....and went jumping off head first!!!! Audrey was next up and still back starting to walk across the bridge and said the scream that came out of my mouth was blood.kurdling. And lasted....minutes. Hahaha. One, I didn't see anyone else go head first, not sure what made me do that. Two, yes...I definitely will admit to the fact that I let out QUITE a scream. Three, it was SO fun. Next Audrey went and let out....not a sound. I was standing at the bottom, and all I could hear was her body SWOOSH by. It was incredible. Once we gathered our shaking selves, we spent the next 5-10 minutes trying to convince a hilarious grown man from Spain that he could and should do it. He finally did and I think he screamed louder than me! Audrey got it on video:)
From there we took a bus to San Jose, the capital of Costa Rica, where we would catch our bus to Panama.
San Jose was not incredible. We had been told to stay away from it in general if at all possible, so we spent about 24 hours there. We stayed in a SUPER interesting hostel run by Quakers who also at the same time coordinate a group devoted to peace. They had a library of books ALL about peace, and various countries, and biographies of incredible people who have impacted people and communities and countries, and each room had a different display with quotes, pictures, and stories of these different people....it was pretty cool. For sure an experience.
At about 11pm Audrey and I were in the bus station getting ready for bed, brushing our teeth, taking our contacts out, and the like...quite a sight really. We then embarked on a 22 hour bus ride on a FREEZING cold bus that made it quite impossible to sleep.
But finally made it to Panama. :)